idontneedsavin:

yall make gifs from live tv faster than i can get off my couch

nigerian:

[singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”

yaoibutts:

i love how potato in french is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

warpedesto:

do you ever just

make a friend and think

I am so glad this friend is mine

caitlynsfeels:

theanti90smovement:

i kissed a boy once and now i am immortal 

basically the young adult section of any bookstore